Nine year old boy to my nine year old brother: "Man, Anakin is such a dork."
I think that about says it all. When I was that age, I wouldn't have dreamt of saying that Han or Luke was a dork.
Posted by Chris at May 4, 2005 04:04 PMAre you sure you heard "Man, Anakin", and not "Mannequin"? Perhaps they thought his acting was a little bit stiff.
Posted by: Aaron at May 4, 2005 05:54 PMHeh. Well, as bad as the acting is, I don't think that's the main problem. It's that the character is such a complete snot.
Posted by: Chris at May 4, 2005 09:02 PMI don't disagree with the youngling, but in retrospect Luke really was a dork. Watch the movies again. He was as big a dork as his dad was and we didn't see him as a young dork. AND he kissed his sister!?
Posted by: Spaz at May 5, 2005 12:24 PMThere is some truth to that. Luke had a sulking problem, to be sure. But in terms of sheer weeniness, Anakin really wins hands down. And Luke had redeeming qualities, whereas Anakin just needs a fucking punch in the face.
Posted by: Chris at May 5, 2005 01:13 PMWell of course Luke had redeeming qualities, he's supposed to be the redeeming dude ain't he?! And of course Anakin needs a f*cking punch in the face, he turns into the baddest bad-ass in the galaxy doesn't he?!
Posted by: Spaz at May 5, 2005 03:13 PMsister eh?....
Posted by: the Evil Dr Ro at May 5, 2005 03:28 PMSpaz's has got the dorks bang on! That's the dark side for you. The sister thing is forgiveable, she kissed him.
Posted by: Copious at May 5, 2005 03:52 PMNo, no, no. Look, for us to care about Anakin's redemption, we have to see him as redeemable. It's pretty obvious that falling from good to evil is more dramatic than falling from dweeb to evil villain. The new Star Wars movies actually make episodes 4,5 and 6 worse in retrospect, since in 6 at least we could tell ourselves, like Luke, that there was something worthwhile under all that machinery. Now I know: there was just a dweeb.
Posted by: Chris at May 6, 2005 07:24 AMfor luck, damnit!! FOR LUCK!!!
Posted by: Kegri at May 6, 2005 02:14 PMIt's a TRAP!!!!!!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 6, 2005 02:15 PM