...so far from the Republican National Convention-Related-Program-Activities:
It's not that they're not friendly. They're always saying God bless you. I guess I'm used to something more tangible.--Abraham Bolzman, concierge at the Hilton
But I still like:
Later, in Starbucks, two Young Republicans dialogue. "What does SoHo mean?" "Maybe it's like a hooker from the South." (South of Houston Street, asswipe). "I heard the bagels here were supposed to be different, but they seem the same to me." (because you're in a fucking Starbucks moron). "I would have expected Bush to get more support in New York -- there seem to be so many Mexicans living here. (they're Puerto Ricans, and . . . what?).--Matthew Yglesias
I hope Mr. Bolzman still has a job . . .
Posted by: Chris at September 2, 2004 12:17 PM